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Mr. Domm: Henry havn't I always been nice to you?
Me: Yeah?
Mr. Domm: Well I've got kids comin' up to me and saying you want to pull my teeth out and not use
any novicane
Me:...What?
Mr. Domm: They said you wrote it in your blog
Me: (I can only assume that they meant my livejournal so...) I don't remember saying that about you...like ever
Mr. Domm: Well it really shocked me to hear that you said that about me
Me:I didn't! I don't remember saying that!
Mr. Domm: (walks away

so okay apparently some bitch been reading my livejournal and telling Mr. Domm what I put in it
(even though I can't find any entry that says that I want to pull his teeth out)

uh...so Some Bitch I'm going to have to make my livejournal private so you can't read stupid stuff that I either don't remember writing or probably don't even mean and leak it out to the school faculty...thanks

-Henry

I read this in the newspaper this morning

"DEAR ABBY: I have a big problem. I am 16 years old, have a good job and do well in school. I go to a Christian non-denominational church every Sunday and enjoy that, too.

The problem is my pastor. "Reverend Ron" is 48, married, and has children and grandchildren. We have become attracted to each other and have secretly become a couple since last fall.

Every Monday night, after I get off work, I go over to my church and meet Reverend Ron in his office where we have sex. We agreed to tell no one, so as not to shame ourselves or our families.

Six weeks ago, I found out I was pregnant. I haven't told him yet, and we continue with our Monday night meetings. Abortion is not an option, but neither is shaming my family, much less the whole church. Abby, what do I do? -- IN TRUE LOVE IN WASHINGTON

DEAR IN TRUE LOVE: The first thing you must do is tell your mother what you have told me. If there is any "shaming," it should not be directed at you, your family or your church. You are 16, idealistic and inexperienced. "Reverend Ron," however, is an adult who has literally abused his "sacred" trust to you, his congregation and his God. He had so little concern for your welfare that he didn't even use birth control. This is not how grown men show "true love."

You cannot hide this secret forever. At some point the truth will be revealed. Tell your mother now, so responsible adults who love you can give you the support you so desperately need. If you're afraid to speak to your mother alone, then have a friend with you when you do it. The only thing you CANNOT do is remain silent."

Why do people make the worst choices in the world?

oh and it turns out this old guy from Chili was an RIT proffessor and Audrey knew him ...well it turns out arrested for luring in young boys on the Internet...and I think he may have talked to me because there was this CRAZY guy on AIM who wanted to blow me who said he was from Chili

-Henry

I can't count the number of people who strain their necks to look at me when I'm walking down the sidewalk
people in their cars turning all the way around to stare at me
even when I'm not wearing crazy pants or anything wild
today I was wearing kakhis and a navy pea coat and at least three people turned around to look at me
I swear I might cause a car crash
what is so unbelievable about the way I look that attracts everyone on the street's attention
It boggles me
I really want to know...please tell me
-Henry
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Lord...
why do you have to be SO GOOD LOOKING
and make yourself SO UNAVAILABLE
-Henry

I forgot to write about this
I guess it all started in fifth grade
we had this like "Ice cream social" thing...
it was dumb because it was more like let's make all these kids get in a room together and eat ice cream
and it was only for kids that had read more than fourteen books that year
and I had read like twenty
but none of my friends had gotten that far
so they weren't invited
and I was sitting at a table all alone
My teacher told me to go sit with people
and I started crying
but I couldn't tell you why and I still don't know
I just started bawling and it lasted the rest of that day
and everyone was all "Henry Henry what's wrong! are you okay!"
and I mean...Obviously I wasn't but I didn't know what was wrong so I couldn't say
and since then
I havn't cried...so for six years I havn't cried
and then I watched the Christmas Shoes before Christmas this year
and even though I really don't like the Christmas shoes
I was watching the movie and I got to the part where the little boy was crying
because he didn't have enough money
and he said "I wanted to buy these shoes for her so she'd be beautiful if she went to heaven"
and tears just streamed down my face...it was wild
so that's my story
...the end
-Henry

S is for Snowflakes good enough for me
...we had snow on Christmas...thank you lord Jesus for letting snow fall on your birthday...it was cool of you
Last Christmas was somewhat dull in the fact that I was still getting used to our whole family not living here anymore
but this Christmas I sort of forgot about that and it didn't really matter because Audrey still came and visited...and she brought her...husband along
Last Christmas I was still developing my clothing style
and I'd ask for like Sweaters and I'd be all "well it's pretty hard to fuck that up" but we had to take a bunch back because they were ugly
this year I was a lot more specific with the stuff I wanted
and I only have to take one thing back because it doesn't fit right (and it's a shame becayse it's a Wasabi green
But I got a Blue cashmere sweater...when I hug myself it's like hugging a skinny bunny...I am so soft
I actually bought the sweater for my dad in the hopes that maybe he'd let me borrow it every once in a while...but my mom just gave it to me
I got six vests...SIX ...I...AM...SO...HAPPY
one of them is red paisley...ZOHMIGOD
I always ask for toys and this year I got really cool ones

...yeah I know
and

and it doesn't show it but he comes with little men that pop out of his hat ("Let me see let me look!" "Is it rotted and covered with gook?")

But aside from receiving (Christmas is really about Jesus and the joys of GIVING presents)
everyone who I gave presents to really liked theres
I gave my mom the female version of the cashmere sweater that I got
my dad actually I feel really bad about this ...Barnes and Noble (and every other store in the WORLD) was out of the Mermaids soundtrack and so I gave him a little envelope saying it was coming
and he gave me a lot of really cool things...I can't remember what he gave me from him himself but I know what he picked me out and it was like the Nightmare toys and a lot of really good stuff
and I feel really bad because his was a little envelope and then here I go giving my mom CASHMERE
he really did a lot this Christmas and he always gets the end of the stick...
Otherwise Christmas was very good...even Nick learned to shut up and wear pants
:D
Now I just have to go to our family Christmas party and be the most stylish there :)
-Henry

Have yourself a Merry Little Christmas
(My favorite Christmas song)
Noone sings it better


-Henry

I really need to stop talking to myself on my way to and from school
Today I was walking home and was practicing saying Merry Christmas
"Merry Christmas...Merry Christmas...Merry Christmas...MERRY CHRISTMAS"
and there was this woman comes out of her house right as I'm walkng by saying that

and actually a few days ago I was going to school and I was in between Aplus and The Police station
right around there
when I hear the bell ring and Mrs. Slavny's voice
and I knew I'd be super late and I go
"NOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!" and kind of crumbled down in agony"
...there was an old woman shoveling her drive way RIGHT next to me

...this must stop

-Henry

In my book
Snow days are one of those good things
that are right up there with Mother Theresa, and the end of the holocaust
-Henry

Apple Tree went really well
every person that left stopped me (and I know this because I was blocking the entrance)
they all said "you were fantastic I've never seen anyone move like that etc..."and stuff like
"you don't take dance???"
"you're sixteen???"
they seemed really impressed
and I'm glad
the best part though is that
the board at RAPA liked it so much that they decided to revive it in spring
which is awesome...
-Henry

I'm sorry I didn't post this sooner
Rehearsals have taken my life away

THE APPLE TREE
RAPA 727 East Main Street
Tickets are $16
Saturday 8:00
Sunady 3:00

there were two more shows but they've passed already
I would really love it if you could come see this because I think it's one of the better shows I've been in
and definitly one of the better parts I've had (Even though I'm only in one scene)

-Henry

Last night I had a dream that I met Kristin Chenoweth
...it was the best dream I think I ever had...she liked me a lot

Apparently a lot of people like me
Random people will come up to either me or my friends/family and tell me how much they love me
and a lot of time I don't even know them...or didn't even think they know me
...I'm famous

-Henry

Note to self a: Get a Boy so you can slow dance together

Note to self b: Stop getting drunk at siblings weddings

Note to self c: Dance more

-Henry

To the Producers at abc-
A Suggestion to you for the next time you give a showing of The Excorcism of Emily Rose. During the Ending credits when they reveal what happened after the movie do not schedule an announcer to say "DON'T GO AWAY BECAUSE COMING UP NEXT IS THE EXCORCISM OF EMILY ROSE! THE STORY OF...." It scared the shit out of me... It scared me more than the movie. and I almost had a heart attack. So before my parents sue your ass...figure out a way to not kill your audience. My greatest thanks for all your cooperation.
-Sincerly, Henry DuRocher

Did anyone know that
The Witches of Eastwick was a musical?
yeah I know
-Henry

Nick: I have a request, On Sunday the Bills are playing (someone else) and I was wondering if we could watch it
My mom: Well you can watch it in the basement
Nick: I was wondering if we could all watch it together

HAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
Oh, you are so funny
Have you met this family?

Have we ever mentioned sports...EVER?
And maybe it wouldn't be as bad if you maybe didn't retreat to watch something in your room every time we watched ANYTHING
not that I enjoy watching stuff with you because you laugh like that fucking "HAHAHAHAHA WIPEOUT!" guy

And I especially love that you were all "I was wondering if maybe we could watch this pretty please with sugar on top" all sweet and naive and childish so it sounded like you weren't asking us to waste hours of our life watching some game with you
...ew I can't believe you'll be like...part of my FAMILY in a week
my lord
I can't stand the thought of being related to you
your family's nice... but you're a douch
absolute douch
ew die
-Henry

-Henry

So...apparently there are like six football players Mr. Polvino accepted into teh show just for the dance scenes
and it's like Aaron Broschu, PHil Pizzingrelli, Kivvy Spears, Dave Vosburgh and like Luke Van and maybe someone else
but anyways
they're just in teh dance scenes (which is stupid because it'll be like..."hey look there's these random people in it now that weren't in it before)
so they're like in Hand Jive and Grease Lightening and probably Summer Nights
and all they do the whole time is like yell really loud and jump around the stage and Scream out "I DON'T KNOW WHAT I'M DOING!!"...and then of course once they get it right they're like "WOOOO!!!!"
I feel so Sharpay/Ryan esque right now but I can't really help it... and I mean the dance is the easiest thing in the world...like it's not just because I've done shows before that I'm saying that
if I was in seventh grade and brand new to theatre and dancing anybody who focused for half a second could get this dance
...it's mostly hopping...and actually she put the Soulja boy in there...which is lame
but ya know...it's not my show...so Nobody will come to me and say why did you make the show suck you stupid sonofabitch...that's to say
Half the audience will be laughing at the football players messing up and walk out of the theatre like ohhh...that was funny
and then the other half of the audience who actually excpect some kind of decent musical will be like
...wow that sucked
-Henry